How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
only weak people flip tortillas with a spatula
Looks so good. All of the want
I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe