Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless?
You learn from a young age that masculinity comes with freedom; femininity comes with restrictions.
i almost fucking choked to death reading this
You ever get a reply from your rp partner that’s just so good you have to reevaluate your life like drake after anaconda
Armenian version of the Alexander Romance, Sulu Manastir 1544.
Manchester, John Rylands University Library, Armenian MS 3, fol. 42v
"you drink for the dick, and you drink for me."
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
my english teacher retired and she just is so snide
personally I think the dog is even more snide
I hope they had a graphic designer just sitting on call for this. Social media done right
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through