"you drink for the dick, and you drink for me."
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
my english teacher retired and she just is so snide
personally I think the dog is even more snide
I hope they had a graphic designer just sitting on call for this. Social media done right
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you
my ideal roommate: dog
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
This shouldn’t be that hilarious.
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird
WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED
Louise’s pictures are the best.