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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

yungmamita:

only weak people flip tortillas with a spatula

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate]

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Looks so good. All of the want

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pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.
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pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

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tastefullyoffensive:

[isaidsomyself]

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seraphica:

Excentrique - Skirts [x]

Want!

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

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charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

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