"you drink for the dick, and you drink for me."

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you


my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide


laurenanya:

tastefullyoffensive:

[@oldspice]

I hope they had a graphic designer just sitting on call for this. Social media done right 

(Source: oldspice)

(Source: validx2)

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

cats-grin:

The ass kicker, rick ” dirty” Sanchez.

tipsymaple:

i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you

codeinewarrior:

my ideal roommate: dog

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life


magnass:

lieutenantbtorres:

 (x)

image

This shouldn’t be that hilarious.

(Source: cellularpeptide)

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED


Louise’s pictures are the best.

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